The Meaty Lasagna: We know sports, we know food, we know life.

Jandro

Welcome to The Meaty Lasagna. Your one stop shop for everything from sports, movies, food, television, etc. etc. This is a site, where average people, with absolutely no journalistic background, such as ourselves, write on a variety of topics. Why should you read what we have to say? Well to that I say: Why SHOULDN’T you read what we have to say? And to that you will say: Touche. Read on. Enjoy. And if you have something to say, feel free to write in. You’re probably better than us anyway.

Jandro, 11.10.08

So here's the deal- we are regular people, just like you. (I assume you are regular people and I realize that is a huge assumption. Some of my friends are definitely not regular people and it makes me wonder why I am friends with them. But then, it makes me think that maybe I am not a regular person either. There is nothing wrong with that though. Things get boring when everything is the same. No excitement, status quo.)

And that, my friends, is the beauty of life. That, my friends, is the beauty of this website. The Meaty Lasagna, TML, 'sagna, or whatever you decide to call us, we are all about being different. We come from different backgrounds, one of us is from Miami, another from a land we call Colombia Meets The Mayflower Pilgrim Boat, another from West Palm Beach, and many others. We all see the world in a different light.

We encourage you to write to us about anything. If you see something you like, you don't like, you might like, you are not sure if you like, you like way too much, or even if it is something other than the word like, let us know, and we'll, like, appreciate it. So sit back, relax, and enjoy as we serve you a nice, thick piece of The Meaty Lasagna.

BP, 11.9.08

Big Eisy

Hello everyone -- this is my first contribution to The Meaty Lasagna (TML). We expect great things from this site, as all of us are staking our financial livelihoods on it's development. I felt that it is necessary to give you a background on the history of The Meaty Lasagna, so you will be more inclined to come visit our site and click on the ads of our current sponsors (the fine folks at Room D Products).

After a recent fantasy football draft, a man we will refer to as "Stando Claus" decided the most suitable team name for my team would be Big Eisy's Meaty Lasagna. As a big fan of lasagna, especially meaty lasagna, I obliged and my team forever became known as the "fightin' lasagna." Everytime I see the picture on the homepage, I get very hungry and eat something I probably shouldn't. Anyway, when approached by the creator of Room D products, Master Pincho, to become a contributor to a site dedicated to everything -- I jumped at the opportunity, and the Meaty Lasagna tradition needed to be and was incorporated in the site name (Stando Claus will not see royalties when this site becomes a global mainstay). From time to time, we will have articles on anything and everything from the sports world, random pilgrimmages back to Gator Country, the girl that Pincho hooked up with last night, and how badly Jandro will get screwed in all fantasy sports. Hope you all enjoy the site -- come early, come often (that's what she said).

Big Eisy, 11.10.08

HBomb

For purposes of the NFL picks, we include a picture of HBomb here so everyone knows what an HBomb is. She is a really knowledgable, nice, cute girl that we all want to marry but she won't because she knows better.

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